More drunk girls kissing....

                                    Opps a nipple was out.....O just look.

OMG I forgot about this.....

If you say this bastard clown didn't scare the crap out of you....well you are a better man or women then me.    I still worry about them every time I see one.   I know they just sit around waiting for their shot at me.   Run Forest........ RUNNNNNN!

Another reason....

                                          Yes there's this guy.....

O ya...that's why...

                                             I forgot what could happen in the basements.

Why not hot chicks in caves and basements?

                                   The Ghost Hunters never run into hot chicks in basements.

Why do things in caves get big?

      This is the (COMMON) cave cricket.   The live in caves here in the US and all over the world.   I saw them on Ghost Hunters last night.   OMG these bugs are big.   Hell what eats them?   Think of the cave spiders who can eat these big boys.   Nightmares for everyone.

Holy Lips!

                                     Today's good looking girl and the end of the bitching
                                        about the race.....

Danny signing breasts....

                Danny can sign breasts at the track too.   She made it to the end last night. Had a bad run.

Jet fuel and Mexicans burn...

                                  These babys are dangerous.   Man the fire they make.    I was so surprized that they just burn and burn.   Maybe a future thing to check out?   People got lucky last night.

WENT TO BED!

I tried to stray up and watch what was left of the 500 last night, but when it became Tuesday real fast I took a red flag myself and went to bed.   Big Ken and Jr. had a nice finish.   Glad they got their shot at the end.

I won't complain, I could be living in a small town with this dude.   Remember?   This dude married his wife and his step daughter just to make sure the family goes on.   THANK God for being in the USA.

God dam you MON-STUPID-E-O

God dam he fracked up a nice race tonight......Back to Mexico dude.

Even Jesus fracking hates you right now dude......

500 race is at the Mayor's bar tonight after 7pm

Picking up the Rabi and hitting the bar to watch the wheels on the cars go round and round.

Hugo has a problem...

                                   His licking parrot butt gave him cancer....so sorry for him...NOT.

Look at the track....

                  Looking at the water...yes I understand why it's Monday.   We are talking boat races today.

No 500 today......

                                                      Tony won't be happy.....

                                               The D. L. said it the best....Fracking Sucks!

Hot drunk girls kissing....

                                Nothing more fun then hot drunk girls kissing...Is there?
                                                      Anyone?

Leave a $20 tip?

My wife said to leave the tip last night at the Chinese Restaurant.   I told her I only had a twenty.  She said leave it.   The service was great.   Even though I am sure she didn't mean it, I said I better get super service for a twenty.   If only she knew what was in my head at the time of that statement.   Hell it was much worst then this.

Beer goggles.....

                  Bring them with you everywhere you go.....Todays Crazy Ray dating tip.....

Crow vs Army.....

My answer to the Crows......Three days tops and the balck super poopers are gone for good.

Brit will be jumping into freezing cold water today.

You know why that's so cool....Don't make me spell it out....It has to do with cold....

                                                  Boobs and nipples.....

                                                            Say What?

Or this chick....

Take her for tacos and beer and some role playing.....PEEK-A-PANTYS!

I might even....

                                      Get the biggest...Fat  hooker on the planet.....

I don't want to be bad today....BUT

Frak the God dam diet.   I'm going to eat all fraking day long and enjoy it.

Friday and....

It sucks to have to get up.    Others will just stay home and not work.   A big part of my pay helps them stay home.   The whole deal for the ultra-poor sucks ass in his country.   The ultra-poor have it ten times better then the people who work full time jobs.   That seems to me to be wrong.

I mean really.....These two girls will be someones mommy one day.....I hope they can work.

Cat ladys....

I saw this girl on Ripley's this morn.   She is making herself into a cat lady.   It takes thousands of hours to tat thousands of special spots all over her body.   Is it cool?   Maybe?

No fracking way.....

How could you ruin your life by having Jar-Jar on your body?    I'd hang my head in shame forever.   Omg what a joy kill day this must have been.   I hope this person was at least drunk.

I'm going to try to get this tat.

Maybe this weekend..... I'm going to try to get this tat on my right arm.    I just dread the time it takes to heal.   Still it should look so cool.   I want it bad.   Must try to use the force and get it.  

This girl just gives you wood...

We did not meet this girl so many years ago.   She makes wood in her own special way.   I'm part Native American.    It's a very small amount.   She's a lot hot.  

This poor old lady....

turned into wood also.    We saw several Native Americans around the park that day.   None were as weathered as this lady.   She has seen some better days.   Still she has character.

Turned to stone.

This is the petrified forest, a national park.    I went there as a kid.   Trees became stone covered over several years.    The place us so strange and neat all in one.   I have a piece of it.   It's so un-real in a way that wood can just become stone.  

OMG they are big!

Just like in the movie Space movie ....It's full of stars!

Ice on Mars?

All the questions about water on Mars?    Did NASA always know that Mars had a icecap?   A icecap to me means water folks.   Maybe I'm just not into science and study of other planets?   I think the question has always been answered by this photo..... Maybe?

I feel a little better now.....

I just ate about 7 tacos, watched some TV, did some blogging, and looked at some boobs.   Life sure doesn't get any better on Fat Tuesday.    No it doesn't....Celebrate it and love it too. Thank you TACO BELL!

The poor kid in school today....

You get pictures all day on your phone.   So do kids today.   How do they deal with it?   That's the important part anymore.   Kids send other kids all kinds of stuff.   Jokes, simple hellos, and naked pictures.   This is where it gets sticky for all involved.   What do you do?   If the picture is some how breaking the law, just showing to others can put you into a jail cell.   God help the kids of today.   Temptation is at the door.

No more God dam sheep!

I can't understand how this man or any other has the ability to watch sheep day in and day out for several years.   I saw a dude on the TV this mourning who was in his 80s and always did the job.   Man he has to have been without an imagination or something.   I couldn't do it.   After awhile you would have to race the sheep....something.

This isn't even making me happy today.....

                                                    Okay a little happy....

Price of gas is bad?

The Government is worried that the price of gas is going to be bad for the economy?   What?   Are you sure?   The fact that it will take most a $100 to fill the car is going to hurt anything?   Hell the fact that all the average person can do a week is drive to work and nothing more?   What are they thinking?   I can't wait.

NOW the paper headlines are coming into it.    It is time for a change.   Remember to vote.

What number is she on the menu?

                                                              Number 7 maybe?  She's not a 10.

Lunch is on the way.....

                                          In the year of the Dragon I find a lunch from China to be the best choice.

Get ready for the ass banging this summer...

Can anyone afford to fill up and go to work if this happens?   I feel I can not.   What will we do?

The Postman is off too.....

Because the minute you leave that apartment he's off work too and has time to stop in and enjoy the new mattress.   

The mattress looks like this.....

                                                Omg it is time for a new one......

President's day is for you....

Take your Crack-whore to the mattress store so she can buy a new one because it's been a year at the apartment you got her on last Presidents day.  

Will she win a race?

Danica Patrick has made a statement every time she gets behind the wheel.   She said she will win some races this year in Nascar.   That would be so cool.  

Of course so would this dude winning be cool too.

Just a tight ass to start the day off right....

She's all that and more......Don't settle for a fake one.....

Here's how I feel about Monday.....

                                         This kid expressed it all........