I fracking want one of these....

                                                   And the giant Pez.....

UFO under the seas?

                     Today....They (THEY) found a very large saucer shaped craft under the
                      Baltic Seas.   So far they just have a image on radar.   Large football field
                      saucer on the bottom.   One other has been found too.   Now they (THEY)
                      need to dive and see what they are.   Sounds cool...as long as nothings alive.

My fav. Lost person....

                             I like to call her Kate..... O Kate let's get lost....on LOST!

No more tax on tits....

                                              Now all you lady's can look like Kim tax fracking free...

Major fracking fireworks.....

                                      This is the biggest firework in the whole God dam world....
                                        Fracking love the Chinese......

Chinese can't see the sky.....

                                               Here's the morning of Chinese New years....

                                                 Here's the afternoon......

Here's the night in China.   There was so much smoke in the country that the polution levels went off the charts.   I'm not kidding.   In several major citys the police thought about shutting it down.   No air left.

Joe Dirt says.....

                                                   Joe want's me to show them there Boobies! 

                                              But Joe she might be your sister!

                                 Okay Joe.....here's them there Boobies!

She's too hot for you Joe Dirt....

                                              Just an observation during lunch.....

Are people getting more and more crazy?

Just read where a lady left her kids in the middle of a busy city with some diapers and a note.   A lady in Florida has had her mom in a storage unit, dead, since 1994.   Because she felt it would cost to much to get the body where it belonged.  Some whole family in Canada just took an oath to kill  the father's x-wife and kids.  So they did.  Killed them and put them under water in a car.  They got caught and face years in jail.  The first lady spend 50k on night-night outfits last year.  That I think is the most crazy thing I read on Newz J. this mourning.

                                                O...ya this guy is still dead....

Is it summer yet?

                                     UPS is the bomb during summer.......Yes for brown....

Twitter king....

You ever just take a day and twitter everything you are doing?    I just took a dump that was so massive that it wouldn't  flush on the first try.   Hows that for one?   It can be fun...

                                                        Hitler would have been proud of me....

It was a good day to check out Sam's club....

It sure wasn't even close to being like this.    It was melo.   IT was nice.   We sampled.   The wife and I got our big bags of supplies.   Large super bags of giant fun.   Hell cat food comes in 50 pound bags there.   Man I hate to see who can feed that big bag out to their cats.   They have at least 20 cats.   The cat lady.

It want's to clear up today....

It looks like it's wanting to get nice out today.    I wonder what holds some days back from becoming nice?   Is it the dude on the radio telling us that it's going to be cold?    Is it all done in some lab on Fort Drum?   Up in the big man's lab in the sky?    Maybe up on dry-hill?   Some rich dude bought a weather machine and wants snow today?   Maybe it's all of those things together?  

                                       Maybe it's my dog tinking evil thoughts?

Would you care?

                              For some reason someone thinks the weird marks in her under-arms
                              make this girl less attractive.   I don't look at the under-arms....do you?

More of the weird.....

                                              This thing came from the waters of the Artic....

Today's hottie....

                                                                                                        Kari is the name, out-door fun is the game....

Is this art?

                      It's about a night with the witchs.   Demons are all around.   I like it....

One less sweat-hog....

This one got a letter from his mom that read..... Sorry he's dead from a heart-attack.   One down....

Some people have way too much time on their hands....

When you start nailing people to the cross for extra fun, well you have way too much time.   Get a job folks.    Easter is on the way.    Many people will be at it for their church's celebrations.   Man....Jesus ate and drank some of the days of his life too.    Try that.  

We all know where the world is going anyway....

Women riding men everywhere they go.    Men being the slaves.    Well it might not be all bad....

They all give us the willys....

All the talk of 2012.    It all stems from finding these old places that people built large cites in, that are now in ruins.   It scares the hell out of us.    What happened?    Where are they?    Why did they fail?    I'm sure they found cites left to ruin as we did and made up storeys to scare the kids.    But one fact always seems to get by people, we people found them.    Not another race, people.   People make it through.   We survive.    We are tough.    So many years of being tough on a real tough planet has hardened us up.    Cro-mag people died out.   We killed them.    The people who built the temple above died out.    Again we killed them.    It happens.   Time to move on till our enemy, what ever it may be, shows up and removes us.

What's in my burger?

 

You hope it's all the real nice meat you see on the ads.    It could be many things.   Companies are just starting to release statements about not using fillers anymore.   But what were the fillers?    If you dont' use meat, what do you use?   Soy beans work.    Some veggies.   Rice.    But why put this all in our burger when good old cows walk all over the planet?    Let's eat them.    Sounds great.   I dont' need extra plants in my burger or hot dog.    Some were the not so nice parts of the cow.    So what.   Many places in the world people can't afford to allow even a bit of a cow to go to waste.   They eat the feet and the tail.   Why waste it?    Eat the ass too.   Tastes just the same with the special sauce.   

Just don't put this fracked up little shit in my burger.    Please.   

Just got done watching the Swamp People...

They caught one almost as big as this one tonight on the show.    Holy hell this one is a monster.

Your tits could explode......

                                             If you have the wrong stuff in the implants.....

                           If this girl (hope not) has industrial silicone in them there tits....boom!

Snook baby used to be fracking fat.....

                                    Look at the wacko now.......She did all this with diet pills.....and ?

Nothing wrong with this....

                                                  As long as it's not a day in Outer-Limits and she's not
                                                  your Mom or Sister.   

Just say it......

                                What the frack is this and how do I avoid be sucked into it?

Time to eat something great....

French fries and fracking gravy.    I want it.   If the Devil is around.....free sole for a plate....a large plate of good gravy filled love.   OMG make me some.   Now!

The baby from Hang-over.....

                                 Get's out of jail today.   Hope he can stay out now.   Little shit is bad.

Why not take a chill pill?

Several people just in this small burg are all twisted up because of the up coming elections in November.  Why?   It's so far away.    Why does this bother people so much?   It will be what it is.   Dem's know who they will have.  Reps. just need to keep their phony system rolling toward their choice.   Chill pill needed on row 5.    Time to enjoy the down time.   I want a new law.   Can only run for any given office for three months tops.   You take any three.   Early or late.   That's it.   Sounds good.

Gary and his team showed up....

                                             Fix the shop lights....made it nice and bright.....

                                                        They didn't bring the right helper....darn it....

Lunch today in the Bay.....

                                             This is what it's like today.....

                                            This is what ir should be......like.....

Drunk Middle Aged Ladys.....

                                               Is there anything better?

Fracking bible mouse....

This weird ass thing lives in Israel, Egypt, and Syria.   It's a Jerboa.    When the Bible talks about a mouse in the garden eating flesh...... It's this God dam thing.    Holy cow it gives me the willys.    Look at those eyes.   A bunch of them eating flesh in the garden......OMG run!

Year of the dragon has begun.....

Chinese New Years has come.    It's the year of the Dragon.   Just like the year I was born.     This little guy is being raised by Chinese monks in Canada......If you believe me..... I have a bridge for you to buy.

Girl with two Vaginas......

This poor girl has had problems for 28 years.    She has periods that sometimes last 21 days.   She just found out at 28 years of age that all the problems fall around two extra parts.    She has two vagina's, 2 wombs, and two of everything else that goes with the lady parts.   One was hidden and no one caught it till now.   Man what a bad problem to have.    Or a good one.   Can't say.

Good to sell parts....

                                   It feels good to sell parts again.....It's been slow for weeks....Yes!

What attracted him to them?

                                  It sure wasn't the fact that they don't take a regular bath and dress down.

Look at this young girl....

She smells just great.    No fracking dumb ass hat.   Her hair isn't dirty and stuck together.   It doesn't stink.   She is married to a Prince and lives in a Kingdom.    You live in a dirty apartment.

The Mayor asked about F-bombs.....

                                               I wouldn't do it in front of this man.....

This dude would say them all day long..... Just what I think.    He in my book is much more sick in my book.    He is a dirty hippy dude.   He smells.   He isn't going to work anytime soon.    He's the same dude that shot at the White-house not long ago.   He might be cleaned up now?   Anyway..... In my book I can hear young people saying the F-Bomb all say long.   I don't like the dirty hippy look.    Get that fracking hat off, shave it off, and go out to work today freak.    Same with chicks who look like this.   YUCK!    You smell bad.    I bet everywhere.    Clean it up.